id be glad to
i think i have two assholes
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
