there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
Randomize
