Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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