What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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