i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I would fuck him just for his dog
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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