I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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