Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I am mentally ready for anal.
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