Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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