I heard we made out
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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