ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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