Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
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