I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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