I must be too annoying 4 u.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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