im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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