pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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