Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
