Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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