It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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