so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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