I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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