ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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