Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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