mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
"it" just moved
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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