so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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