it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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