I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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