Where is the hickey?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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