Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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