she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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