she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I need a beard to bite.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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