Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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