i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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