i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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