god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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