Pappa wants mamma naked
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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