I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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