Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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