This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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