Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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