I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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