I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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