You're completely useless in the revolution.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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