Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Did you just see the Batmobile???
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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