so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
