Will you blow on my dice?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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