Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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