she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
He? As in you personified your dick?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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