Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Randomize
