My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
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