I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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