I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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