I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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