on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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