I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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